Bill. He has only one arm; he lost the other. Selfish, he looked sometimes at the great past of the nation. According to him, everyone and everybody should feel responsible for the lost of his arm. He wants to become a writer, to tell the story of his lost arm. He makes up a lot of different stories to explain the loss of his arm.
Mary. She helps Bill, because she is wholehearted. She is his sister. But at the same time she wants to be thanked for her acts. She is a very bad cook, and is ashamed of this, so she wants congratulations all the time. She really needs it.
Birono. He is an italian lover. Despite the fact that he is quite ugly (all the defects that you can imagine), he wants to seduce all the women. He had debts because he bought a red car. He learns all the dance, even if he is not gifted at all. He soeaks a lot about the queen of England.
Stephen is an old man. He earns some money in arm wrestings in the bars; he used to be Mr. Muscle in a circus. He wants to fight all the time, and has viagra in his pocket. His wife died a few years ago.